I read the tweet, and then I read the username.
my brother was running up the stairs on all fours and he slipped and just kind of gave up
can’t wait to tell my brother that his picture has 50 notes
MY POST IS ON MY DASH AGAIN FOR THE THIRD TIME WHY
why do teachers think that yawning is rude like i’m oxygen deprived what do u want me to do
"Mom, Dad…I’m a thespian."
*aggressively snaps while dramatically exiting stage right*
"The Bible says Adam and Eve,
not *snap snap* *jazz hands* and *dramatic leave*”
Mom: “your just going through a stage”
Me: “no mom, I’m going on stage” *strikes dramatic pose*
IT’S FUNNY BECAUSE HIS VOICE ACTOR IS JON SNOW
well well well. if it isn’t my old friend, the dawning realization that i fucked up real bad
Being friends with me consists of me sending you bad jokes at 2:47 in the morning
listen up you motherfucker
RASPBERRY TEA HELPS WITH PERIOD CRAMPS PASS IT ON
awkward how reassuring i find this
well ya duh society shames speech patterns associated with young women
"Speech fillers" are just a human’s way of saying "wait a sec I’m thinking". It means we think more before we speak, always trying to find the right way to say it. Every language has them. And people shouldn’t be annoyed by it, ever.