you're like the worst tolkien blog i've ever heard of
god that’s satisfying to watch.
That is literally the best gif usage ever.
Famous Last Words:
- Pardon me, sir. I did not do it on purpose. - Queen Marie Antoinette after she accidentally stepped on the foot of her executioner as she went to the guillotine.
- I can’t sleep. - J. M. Barrie, author of Peter Pan
- I should never have switched from Scotch to Martinis. - Humphrey Bogart
- I am about to — or I am going to — die: either expression is correct. - Dominique Bouhours, famous French grammarian
- I live! - Roman Emperor, as he was being murdered by his own soldiers.
- Dammit…Don’t you dare ask God to help me. - Joan Crawford to her housekeeper who began to pray aloud.
- I am perplexed. Satan Get Out. - Aleister Crowley – famous occultist.
- Now why did I do that? - General William Erskine, after he jumped from a window in Lisbon, Portugal in 1813.
- Hey, fellas! How about this for a headline for tomorrow’s paper? ‘French Fries’! - James French, a convicted murderer, was sentenced to the electric chair. He shouted these words to members of the press who were to witness his execution
- Bugger Bognor. - King George V whose physician had suggested that he relax at his seaside palace in Bognor Regis.
- It’s stopped. - Joseph Henry Green, upon checking his own pulse
- LSD, 100 micrograms I.M. - Aldous Huxley (Author) to his wife. She obliged and he was injected twice before his death.
- You have won, O Galilean. - Emperor Julian, having attempted to reverse the official endorsement of Christianity by the Roman Empire.
- No, you certainly can’t. - John F. Kennedy in reply to Nellie Connally, wife of Governor John Connelly, commenting “You certainly can’t say that the people of Dallas haven’t given you a nice welcome, Mr. President.
- I feel ill. Call the doctors. - Mao Zedong (Chairman of China)
- Tomorrow, I shall no longer be here. - Nostradamus
- Hurry up, you Hoosier bastard, I could kill ten men while you’re fooling around! - Carl Panzram, serial killer, shortly before he was executed by hanging.
- Put out the bloody cigarette!! - Saki, to a fellow officer while in a trench during World War One, for fear the smoke would give away their positions. He was then shot by a German sniper who had heard the remark.
- Please don’t let me fall. - Mary Surratt, before being hanged for her part in the conspiracy to assassinate President Lincoln. She was the first woman executed by the United States federal government.
- Now, now, my good man, this is no time for making enemies. - Voltaire when asked by a priest to renounce Satan.
No, but you forgot the best one
Either this wallpaper goes, or I do- Oscar Wilde, dying in an unfortunately papered hotel room
Oh my, Voltaire. I laughed at that one, too.
Nostradamus oh my god
Jensen on how he created Demon!Dean and how Demon!Dean ~ticks (x)
this was the most uncomfortable experience in my life
i need an adult
call the police
There. My time spent in the Supernatural fandom all in one post. Starting with the Supernatural Shake, all the way down to Chuck knows what.
Wait there are names for our weird fandom phases?
1 - The Supernatural Shake (and Dancing Dean)
2 - The Mishapocalypse
3 - Hellatus 2013…also JJ Ackles was born (but not having a picture of her, the fandom assumed she looked like Rapunzel)
4 - More Hellatus 2013
5 - Flower Crowns all across tumblr
6 - Season 9 happened. Don’t ask why Cas is flying with Peter Pan
7 - GUINEA PIGS (just more season 9 shenanigans)
8 - Season 9 finale and Demon!Dean
9 - Hellatus 2014. #bagelpocalypse
10 - I don’t know, we’re in the sixth week of the Hellatus, and I’m looking back at my life choices for the past sixteen months.
Your missing the falling angels apocalypse Katie… HOW DID YOU FORGET THAT!! AND THE TUMBLR COMMERCIAL THING! AND FROZEN THING!! Here let me add your own gifs you forgot
Those are just two from the like 10
I didn’t forget XD I could never forget. I was just limited to ten pictures and tried to pick out the crackiest ones.
HOW DID MISHA COMMERCIAL NOT MAKE THE CUT… OR THIS ONE FOR THAT MATTER! THAT AND THE MISHA COMMERCIAL HAS THE FANDOM WITH A MISHA’S BEAD COLOR!
This post could use some more crack: