"Oh, if only I were fifteen," she would sigh. "I know that I shall love the world above, and the human beings who live up there!"
Death Note is basically “say that to my face motherfucker and not online” the anime
#and you can just tell from that look on his face that he’s thinking #’it was always me. #i’m the disappointment. #i was never smart enough or fast enough or brave enough. #i didn’t protect you when i was supposed to. #i didn’t follow orders. #i let you out of my sight and you ran away. #i’m the bad son. #you’ll always be his favorite.’ #FUCK THIS SHOW #to me you are perfect
It’s 2089. all cops have been replaced by genetically modified dogs that let children pet them, help old ladies cross the street, chase down criminals, never eat donuts, bark at cat-callers, analyze dna, easily track down murders, pee on white collar criminals, and tear the faces off of rapists. utopia has been reached.
How was this accomplished you ask?
Well its simple
Dogs are colorblind
Low fat yo
is no one going to talk about 1/3 fewer cries than the leg
FAT FREE YORT
1. They are stopping people from giving blood to protestors who are bleeding out
2. They are forcing doctors not to report number of deaths and injuries
3. They have hit people with real steel bullets instead of rubber one’s
4. They are sending severely injured people home without giving them proper treatment
Sterek AU: This is the first time that Derek’s seen him since “The Night”. He smiles and waves like it’s not awkward. Like he doesn’t wish that Stiles had still been there when he’d woken up. Derek’s always been a good liar.
- sway hips in a figure 8 motion
- do this while bending the knees into a squat position
- come back up
- raise arms above head
- look at armpit seductively
- put hands in hair
- don’t pay attention to the beat
- at all
- this is your dancefloor
- you rule the school, Megan
- swing those hips, you sexy bitch
"I’m not sure you get a vote."